Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Quotable Quotes, et Tertium

Live blogging from Library workshop for little kiddies. =D

Huimin: Aren't you going to colour your picture?
Girl: No, I'm pale. =)

Boy: *Scribble, scribble*
PuHwai: "Huh? Why does your ideal self have a walking stick???"

Boy: "Let's have a paper plane match!"
[Boy used Throw Paper Plane]
[Critical Hit!]
[Enemy Tue fainted!]

Huimin: "A phenotype is an expression of...."
Boy: "Yay! I AM PHENOTAAAIIIIIP"

Huimin: "Cells arise from pre-existing cells."
Boy: *GASP*

Huimin: "Kiddos!~ <3" 

Huimin: "... and no, that is not an eyeball, that is a cell."

Huimin: "What is DNA?"
Boy: "Its made up of alot of colours on a backbone! =)"
Boy: "Its a twisted jumping thing BOING BOING BOING BOING"
Huimin: "..." *Facepalm*

Huimin: "I'm gonna cry."
Boy: "Crybaby!"

Readon: "Watermelons have more DNA than humans"
Boy: "So if we eat watermelons we will get more DNA?"

Readon: "Why do you think the pig's snout is yellowish-green?"
Boy: "He got diaper rash!"

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Quotable Quotes - Part the Second.

Posting from BioSoc session here. Kekeke. XP

Huimin: Brown algae is... uh... brown.

PuHwai: How about lab session...
Huimin: Huh? Lap session!? You want them to run arh!?

Daniel: What you want the J1s to do when they come in next year?
Huimin: Elope! Elope!

Huimin: Squueze the juice out!

Huimin: What you wanna do?
Joshua: Lab sessions.
Huimin: Do what there?
Joshua: Run.

Huimin: And laugh more, man. *smiles widely* =)

Joshua: Lol!
PuHwai: Lol!
Joshua: Lol!
PuHwai: Lol!

(At 5:16 pm)
Lim Yi Sheng: ...Sorry, am I late?

Daniel: ... and the following week after CNY week...
Lim Yi Sheng: Huh? CMI week!?

Daniel: *Points to me typing here* Aiyah! Stop it lah! *growls*

Lim Yi Sheng: Make them feel very guilty...
Daniel: Ok la, you do that, make them feel guilty, mission for Lim Yi Sheng
Lim Yi Sheng: Can I target the opposite sex only?

Huimin: Basically, it won't be like normal guidebook. Like plant, then species...
Lim Yi Sheng: Then what? Species, then plant?

Daniel: Eh, don't abuse the blog leh!
*me types it in*
Daniel: Ehhhhhh! =(

Me: Sir, say something funny leh!
Mr. Lan: Dowan.

RSBS ftw!


EDIT:

Just one more from today (meaning October 28th).

Huimin: So what do you find around the mouth of a jellyfish?
Lawrence: Jelly.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Quotable Quotes - Part 1

Hellos people! If you all don't know, I'm Jinghua here. Yupyup. From time to time I'll be posting up little bits of interesting conversations here. Ehehe.

(And, yes, this has the approval of Our Dear Leader The Great Daniel Chew)

And so, to begin, from our last meeting,

(After Readon leaves)
Huimin: You know, I expected Readon to be... abit... darker?

(On Pu Hwai and his old classmates, on Pu Hwai's current classmate joining BioSoc, and countless other occasions...)
Huimin: Kyaaaaaaahhhh! Soooooo cuuuuuuute~!

Daniel: So Jinghua? What do you want to do for the NLB thing? Mug?
Me: Nope. Isn't that *your* hobby?

Me: But Daniel Chew has absolute and comparative advantage in everything!
Pu Hwai: So we let Daniel Chew produce everything?

Daniel: But if we put lightsticks in the exhibition in the library, someone has to go there and replace it everyday.
Me: Not just everyday. Like 2-3 times a day. Who's going to do it?
Shi Ting: *shrinks away*
Geraldine: Don't you live near there, Shi Ting?
(Everybody turns to look at Shi Ting)
Shi Ting: Why me....

(Just before leaving)
Shi Ting: I don't want to go there to change lightsticks everyday!

(On secondary schools...)
Huimin: Mixed school rocks!
Daniel: Guys' school rocks!
Geraldine: Girls' school rocks!
Me: ...

Huimin: Why don't we get a large tub of water and buy those cheap cheap long gau hu (垄沟鱼, fish found in drains) to...
Daniel: Huh? Yong tau fu!?

Huimin: Your classmate is joining BioSoc? What does she look like? How tall is she? Is she short?
Daniel: Uhh... About Geraldine's height. Is that short?
Huimin: ... Then how big is she?
Daniel: Uhh... Abit fatter than Geraldine. Is that big?
Huimin: Then is she dark?
Daniel: Uhh... About the same as Geraldine. Is that dark?
Huimin: ...
Geraldine: ...
Me: ...

(After learning Daniel was in volleyball)
Huimin: Omigod! You're in volleyball? Teach me!
(Every 5 minutes after that)
Huimin: Heyy! Teach me volleyball leh!

Hmm. That's it for now, then. Will post more once I manage to hear more stuff. XD