Hellos people! If you all don't know, I'm Jinghua here. Yupyup. From time to time I'll be posting up little bits of interesting conversations here. Ehehe.
(And, yes, this has the approval of Our Dear Leader The Great Daniel Chew)
And so, to begin, from our last meeting,
(After Readon leaves)
Huimin: You know, I expected Readon to be... abit... darker?
(On Pu Hwai and his old classmates, on Pu Hwai's current classmate joining BioSoc, and countless other occasions...)
Huimin: Kyaaaaaaahhhh! Soooooo cuuuuuuute~!
Daniel: So Jinghua? What do you want to do for the NLB thing? Mug?
Me: Nope. Isn't that *your* hobby?
Me: But Daniel Chew has absolute and comparative advantage in everything!
Pu Hwai: So we let Daniel Chew produce everything?
Daniel: But if we put lightsticks in the exhibition in the library, someone has to go there and replace it everyday.
Me: Not just everyday. Like 2-3 times a day. Who's going to do it?
Shi Ting: *shrinks away*
Geraldine: Don't you live near there, Shi Ting?
(Everybody turns to look at Shi Ting)
Shi Ting: Why me....
(Just before leaving)
Shi Ting: I don't want to go there to change lightsticks everyday!
(On secondary schools...)
Huimin: Mixed school rocks!
Daniel: Guys' school rocks!
Geraldine: Girls' school rocks!
Me: ...
Huimin: Why don't we get a large tub of water and buy those cheap cheap long gau hu (垄沟鱼, fish found in drains) to...
Daniel: Huh? Yong tau fu!?
Huimin: Your classmate is joining BioSoc? What does she look like? How tall is she? Is she short?
Daniel: Uhh... About Geraldine's height. Is that short?
Huimin: ... Then how big is she?
Daniel: Uhh... Abit fatter than Geraldine. Is that big?
Huimin: Then is she dark?
Daniel: Uhh... About the same as Geraldine. Is that dark?
Huimin: ...
Geraldine: ...
Me: ...
(After learning Daniel was in volleyball)
Huimin: Omigod! You're in volleyball? Teach me!
(Every 5 minutes after that)
Huimin: Heyy! Teach me volleyball leh!
Hmm. That's it for now, then. Will post more once I manage to hear more stuff. XD
3 comments:
OHMY! Thank you for posting this up! :P I couldn't stop laughing at the Yong Tau Fu part! XD *trying to breathe properly.*
We should have this quotable quotes section regularly! ^^
Who's tangera...?
Tangera is Geraldine! :)
Hey and next time when adding posts, please add a relevant label. Existing labels can be found on the right column, and you can create your own labels if needed. It's at the bottom of the input box when you type in a post.
Post a Comment